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I Touch Myself
Beethoven’s 5th
Ambulance “theme song”
I Want Candy
The Entertainer
College Girls Are Easy
Ice Ice Baby
Any song by Poison
Suicide is Painless
Hot in Herre
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Road to Nutrition (director’s cut)
Monsoon Gangbang Chex
Halloween Resur-erection Crunch
The Cum of All Nutritional Fears
My Big Fat-Free Greek Orgy
Special K-19: The Widowfucker
Divine Secretions of the Mueslix Sisterhood
The Scorpion Cheeri-O-Ring
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Turning frown upside down
Y’ain’t got no neck
Hiccups
You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.”
To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies.
You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land … Read More
Love Shouldn’t Suck
Making Sex Dangerouser
Motherfuck Your Regular Insurance: $79.99 for a month of Claritin
Jesus Christ, Not Chlamydia Again
What to Do With Pamphlets When You Come in With a Broken Arm
So You Lost Another Fucking Gold … Read More
I’m So Angry, I Take Your Baby
Teacher’s Hot For Me
Help!
Leaving On a Jet Plane (Against My Will)
Lucy in the Sky with a Gag and Tied Wrists
Burning Down The House to Cover My Tracks
I Want … Read More
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Na Gadda Da Vida
Cognito
Woolly mammoth’s belly
Spite of your dying wishes.
Styyyyle
Plaid
Bacon
The body of a slightly larger, equally dead man
Multiple suitcases
A suitcase
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“Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?”
“Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?”
“Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?” (software … Read More
When Helping Hurts: Learning to Love Your Cactus Plants
Sexual Orientation Orientation
This is a Pain Stick: Getting Along With Orderlies at Your Mental Institution
So You’ve Joined the Space Program Ice Cream Social
The Uterus, Your New Home
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You would cry too if it happened to you.
I am a total fucking pussy, that’s why.
Pin the Tail on the Donkey can be a more traumatic experience than most children let on.
In hindsight, freshly cut onions were … Read More
