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Underwater basketweaving prereq. not met
For your own good
“Readin’ Stuff” not an approved major. Yet.
The library wants their book back
Because you’re sponsored by Old Spice
They did, it was in Kelvin
119.5 units
The “chalk dust incident” … Read More
Silently go about their business
Each other
Talk shit
Conspire against Castro
Wait for the GHB to be put in their
Solve crimes
Magically transfer excrement from
Discuss merits of Hobbesian … Read More
Sleeping in gutter
Trying to throw bricks through
Buying new polo shirts
Watching Cal Games with the sound
Sitting in a bathtub of peach schnapps
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Right of Eminent Federal Domain on
Right to Left
Right to Masturbate in Public
Right to Freedom of Peach
Right to Freedom of Speech
Right to Bitches and 40’s
Right to respect treaties with the
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Foreigners!
Black market GSI’s
Just look things up in a goddamn
One lecture for all classes
Webcasts, webcasts, webcasts
Move over to more self-teaching
Russian roulette
Sticks and stones
Monkeys with fl ashcards
Lecturers withdraw to West Bank … Read More
I Touch Myself
Beethoven’s 5th
Ambulance “theme song”
I Want Candy
The Entertainer
College Girls Are Easy
Ice Ice Baby
Any song by Poison
Suicide is Painless
Hot in Herre
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George W. Bush Cha-Cha
Echo Tango Foxtrot
Momar Meringue
Intifandango
PLO Polka
Hamas Hustle
Jihad Jig
Sharon Swing
Lindh-y Hop
Osama Mamba
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The lint trap clears
Window pops up that reads: “Do you really want to push the red button?”
Telegraph drunk yells “Ow, that’s my nose!”
Bigger red button kicks your ass
Shields pop up at last possible second
All traffic … Read More
The Legend of Bagger Steve
Steven Seagal Counts Backward From
Point Break Your Face
Steven’s Choice
Not Without My Son
Wild On Steven Seagal
I Like to Squint
Straight to Video: Then to the Trash-can
Out for … Read More
Coming means “having an orgasm”
When you’re imagining having sex
You just threw the British and they’re
When you run over the Town Crier
When you’re drunk in Boston
Before the British … Read More
