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I wanted to go in, but the placenta wanted to come out
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Because my mother told me so
- Two people, five hands
- So much dirt was involved
- First condom breaking, fine; fifth condom breaking, weird
- Because you’re not going to confession afterwards
- You wanted workplace fantasy and I’m a garbage man
- Donkeys never bathe
- I’m an incontinent necrophiliac
- You don’t think the sex cleans itself, do you?
