- Nothing. Let your new dog do all the talking.
- “So … um … I guess I’ll … see you around then. Yeah.”
- “The last five dogs took this way better than you’re taking it, you big baby.”
- “Dry those tears, and I’ll let you dry hump my leg one last time.”
- “Don’t be hard on yourself, you really had no chance to compete against that Shetland pony.”
- [While extending fist] “Stay strong dude.”
- “I left you some Purina in the bag, that should cover you for a few days.”
- “Hey, look, a fire hydrant!” [Run away when dog turns head]
- “Bad dog! No! Bad dog! Stay! I love you, but … but …”
- “Aw, boy, stop looking at me like that.”
