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Volume 11- Issue 5

Top Ten Things Porn Stars Do After Work

March 1, 2002
top ten
  1. The opposite of sex
  2. Read a romance novel by firelight
  3. Go home to wife, just snuggle
  4. Buy Costco drum of mouthwash
  5. Lather, rinse, repeat
  6. Husband
  7. Algebra homework
  8. Call a real plumber
  9. Laundry
  10. Put pants back on
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