- “Don’t make me get out of this wheelchair.”
- “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly, and in the morning I’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning.”
- “Aw gee, you’re right.” [jumps off ledge (of Evans)]
- “Well of course it’s small compared
“Everyone sleeps at the Chancellor’s House” month
Only admitting people between 4’8″ and 5’3″ in order to squeeze them into new quintuple dorm rooms.
Because you already raised the roof
Prevent Tom Holmoe from ruining their football team, too
Porn Flakes
Blueberry Hand Job
The quick brown lumps over jazzy box frowned dog
The quick dog jumps over lazy frown box