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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Ways to Be a Tease
- Become a slut, then tone it down a bit
- Suck slowly on fingers after giving hand job
- Diet of only bananas and popsicles
- Don’t wear bra, also don’t wear shirt
- Know how to give good blow jobs, but don’t
- Wear
Top Ten Proposed Solutions to Housing Crunch
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“Everyone sleeps at the Chancellor’s House” month
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Only admitting people between 4’8″ and 5’3″ in order to squeeze them into new quintuple dorm rooms.
- Encouraging male students to masquerade as girls so they can live in sorority houses with
Top Ten Things Seldom Written in Braille
- “Congratulations on your purchase of a Smith & Wesson”
- “Choose Bob’s Driving School!”
- “The Squelch is a sensitive magazine”
- “Welcome to Metropolitan Museum of Art…Sorry!”
- “Your Guide to Sign Language”
- “Do Not Touch”
- “Your Guide to Reading Braille”
- “To properly
Top Ten Reasons It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I Want To
- You would cry too if it happened to you.
- I am a total fucking pussy, that’s why.
- Pin the Tail on the Donkey can be a more traumatic experience than most children let on.
- In hindsight, freshly cut onions were
Top Ten Porn Cereals
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Porn Flakes
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Blueberry Hand Job
- Cream of Guy
- Cinnamon Ass Munch
- Product 69
- Frosted Mini-Teats
- Honey Womb
- Cap’n Crotch
- Special KY
- Dild-O’s
Top Five Sentences Containing All 26 Letters of the English Alphabet
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The quick brown lumps over jazzy box frowned dog
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The quick dog jumps over lazy frown box
- Lazy dogs, quick, jump over the brown fox!
- The brown fox jumps quick over the lazy dog
- The quick brown fox jumps over
Top Ten Pornographic California License Plates
- SKNFLUT
- RIM JOB
- BOOBIES
- MSTRB8R
- FOOTGUY
- BESTIAL
- VAGANAL
- 8MYBALS
- MYCOKNU
- IEATBOX
Top Ten Things to Say While Leading a Campus Tour
- “This is where the Squelch writes top ten lists . . . Hey, what are you doing with that notepad? He’s writing down everything we say!” Self-reference is stupid.
- “I cut this glory hole myself.”
- “There goes my ex-girlfriend–On three,
Top Ten Products and Activities in the Futuristic Dystopia Envisioned in the Film “Rollerball”
- Whammerhammers
- Kablammerhammers
- Smackerhammers
- Bonkerhammers
- Hitterbats
- Toastertoasters
- Babymakersex
- Brusherbrushes
- Floaterboats
- Flyerplanes
