- Become a slut, then tone it down a bit
- Suck slowly on fingers after giving hand job
- Diet of only bananas and popsicles
- Don’t wear bra, also don’t wear shirt
- Know how to give good blow jobs, but don’t
- Wear
“Everyone sleeps at the Chancellor’s House” month
Only admitting people between 4’8″ and 5’3″ in order to squeeze them into new quintuple dorm rooms.
I wanted to go in, but the placenta wanted to come out
Because my mother told me so
Potent Potables
Biblical Harlots