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Top Ten Things Seldom Written in Braille

  1. “Congratulations on your purchase of a Smith & Wesson”
  2. “Choose Bob’s Driving School!”
  3. “The Squelch is a sensitive magazine”
  4. “Welcome to Metropolitan Museum of Art…Sorry!”
  5. “Your Guide to Sign Language”
  6. “Do Not Touch”
  7. “Your Guide to Reading Braille”
  8. “To properly
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Top Ten Comebacks

  1. “Don’t make me get out of this wheelchair.”
  2. “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly, and in the morning I’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning.”
  3. “Aw gee, you’re right.” [jumps off ledge (of Evans)]
  4. “Well of course it’s small compared
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Top Ten Jeopardy Categories

  1. Potent Potables

  2. Biblical Harlots

  3. Rhetorical Questions
  4. Cross-Dressers I’ve Been Fooled By
  5. Famous First People to Step on Moon
  6. Ends With Y
  7. Famous Old Dead Cocksuckers
  8. Pederasty
  9. Yes/No Answers
  10. My Clothes Off (As in, “I’ll take My Clothes Off for eight
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