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Top Ten Worst Suicide Attempts

  1. Moving OUT of New Orleans
  2. Sticking head in easy bake oven
  3. Throwing self in front of inactive volcano
  4. Hanging self with bungee cord
  5. Killing someone else
  6. Slitting wrists w/ electric razor
  7. Jumping off large building onto less large building
  8. OD
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Top Ten Ways to Win an Argument

  1. Never admit you’re wrong, and be immortal
  2. Use obscure phrases to hoist them by their own petard
  3. Successfully throw three bean bags through clown’s mouth at Rhetorical Carnival
  4. Make jazz hands until your opponent
    is dazzled
  5. Liberal use of American
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Top Ten Forms of Tomfoolery

  1. Promising Ten But Delivering Nine
  2. Putting a Handkerchief in a Young Madam’s Bosom
  3. Putting Things Where They Ought Not Be
  4. Being an Utter Hooligan
  5. Putting Spirits in Ginger Ale
  6. Putting Dijon Mustard on a Hot Cross Bun
  7. Whitewash-related Fibbing
  8. Tying
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