Volume 25- Issue 2 Volume 25, Issue 2: Gangster Squirrels January 27, 2016 issue PDF Link NewsflashesPlanned Parenthood Opens Scrambled Eggs CaféISIS Claims Responsibility for 1906 San Francisco EarthquakeBaby becomes Hardcore Nihilist after Devastating Game of PeekabooDove Launches Body Positive Campaign Against Store MannequinsZeus Resigns Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
Volume 25- Issue 1 Volume 25, Issue 1: Lower Sproul October 9, 2015 issue PDF Link FeaturesThe Heuristic Squelch Demands Immediate Asylum for Edward NortonSquelch Guide to Socializing
Volume 24- Issue 2 Volume 24, Issue 2: Dollhouse November 30, 2014 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords from the TopNewsflashesFrat Bro Leaves Consent Workshop Early to Pick Up Alcohol for TonightHarvard Researchers Invent Urinal You Can Poop InUC Administration Apologizes for Bill Maher Speech
Volume 23- Issue 3 Volume 23, Issue 3: Soap Claw February 1, 2014 issue PDF Link NewsflashesStudy Finds that Yes, BART is Supposed to Sound Like ThatStudy on Israeli Weather Patterns Draws Fire
Volume 23- Issue 2 Volume 23, Issue 2: RoboProf 2.0 November 1, 2013 issue PDF Link Top TensTop Ten Most Convenient FetishesTop Ten Literary AnimalsTop Ten Ways You’re Wasting Your College Years
Volume 23- Issue 1 Volume 23, Issue 1: Oski Kong September 1, 2013 issue PDF Link NewsflashesFreshman Plans Masturbation ScheduleTop TensTop Ten Signs You Go To UC BerkeleyTop Ten Fucked-Up Animal MoviesTop Ten Worst Bands
Volume 22- Issue 2 Volume 22, Issue 2: Middle School Horrors February 1, 2013 issue PDF Link Top TensTop Ten Musical PresidentsTop Ten Campus Locations to Have Sex InTop Ten Best Times to Use Comic SansTop Ten Things That Make You Cry