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horoscopes!

Tired of inaccurate horoscopes? Most astrologers lack the soft funds necessary to truly get in touch with the stars and their many powers. That’s why the Astrology Team here at teen Squelch has collaborated with several wealthy and influential corporations … Read More

Viewpoints

Is it important for girls to attend college?

“Only until they find a husband.”
Eunice Tate
Widow
New Haven, CT


“Access to education increases tolerance for people of all races, genders, and lifestyles, and helps society ferret out offensive stereotypes like myself. Therefore, in the interest of the … Read More

Words from the Top

Damn You, Jimmy Carter

Many people enjoy putting nuts into their mouths. If I did it, it would kill me. I, like an increasing number of Americans and people from other important countries, am deathly allergic to peanuts. While most non-peanut allergics consider this … Read More

Walker

Bearded Ranger

On a recent lonely Saturday night, I found myself watching an episode of CBS’s prime-time action-drama, “Walker: Texas Ranger.” As I watched Chuck Norris use his feet of fury to preserve liberty and justice for white Texans, I was struck … Read More

Short Conversations

“In high school, my teacher got mad; at me for writing a limerick about: Camus’ The Stranger on my desk.”
“Did you shoot her in the face?”

Student: “Mr. Habibi, as former president of Indonesia, how do you see Indonesia’s … Read More

God & Football

I was in my room reading The Enquirer today-yeah, you heard me, wanna make somethin’ of it?-and I came upon a startling article that Mickey Spillane, author of the best-selling Mike Hammer books, is now a Jehovah’s Witness. Apparently, rather … Read More