There are many abortions of environmental design on the Berkeley campus. It’s common to hear people complain of the labyrinthine halls of Dwinelle, the threateningly phallic Campanile, the strange dog-shape of Wurster, and Evans Hall’s general funk ugliness. While all … Read More
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My Penis is Comparable to Big Thunder Mountain
Warning: Big Thunder Mountain is a turbulent train ride through the old west. It is not recommended for people with back problem, heart disease, or pregnant women. You may get wet.
Reading the title of this article you may be … Read More
Y Peter Kang
Too much man for Mondays
Y. Peter,
(Can I call you Y. Peter?) I’ve been waiting a long time to open up about these feelings I’m having. Now is the time for me to declare my undying love for you. Y. Peter, I love you, … Read More
Advice For Gullible Schmucks!
<I>Teen! Squelch</I>
“Am I gay?” _
The other day I had a dream that my best friend and I were lesbians. Does this mean I’m gay?_
Yes, it does, and what’s more, you’re an embarrassment and a disgrace to your family. Your … Read More
In Self Defense of Logic
Put quite simply, I am the champion of the weaker argument. There exists a great discrepancy between common opinion and true knowledge. For example, most believe John Lennon to be the superior Beatle. This is by any rational account mere … Read More
sassy slang for snappy sisters!
Are you still using passe terms like “aight,” “all kinds of,” and “wiggle my rymplestock”? Keeping up with the latest slang is an important part of establishing yourself as a legitimate member of society and proving that you’re worthy of … Read More
Problem 2b
Physics 137a
Physics, and the study thereof, is not an undertaking for the faint of heart. It requires a strong mental will and a keen perception of the world in which we live. Many people can boast of having these skills, but … Read More
Humiliating Happenstances!
<I>Teen! Squelch</I>
I was in the bathroom at school and I was about to have a cigarette, when it occurred to me that I also needed to change my tampon. It was really cramped in the stall, and I had a tough … Read More
Napsneerg!
or, It’s the Conspiracy, Stupid
It’s February, and we’re all still here. After months of warnings, countless disaster tests, and millions of gallons of emergency water, the Y2K bug was the most overhyped disappointment since The Phantom Menace. Though let down, I don’t blame … Read More
Words from the Top
What it Was, Was Clubbing
Being the great lumbering couch ‘tater that I am, I find myself watching a great deal of alarmist news stories about club kids and their various sinful pleasures. While millions of senile geriatrics were watching these depictions of youthful sexual … Read More
