Porn Director License Test
CIRCLE OR STAIN THE CORRECT ANSWER YOU MUST PASS WITH AN 85% TO OBTAIN CLASS 1 LICENSE
Health & Safety Section (2 Questions)
- In the event someone on set is choking, you should:
… Read MoreA. Perform the
CIRCLE OR STAIN THE CORRECT ANSWER YOU MUST PASS WITH AN 85% TO OBTAIN CLASS 1 LICENSE
Health & Safety Section (2 Questions)
… Read MoreA. Perform the
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Janaury 18, 2008
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Hey there, lady.
That’s right, you know who this is. You must know, then, that it’s that… Read More