Features
- The Adventures of Ishi, Last of His Tribe
- Words from the Top
- My Penis is Comparable to Big Thunder Mountain
- Y Peter Kang
Newsflashes
- Mourning Families Comforted by Prying Media
- Northern Barbarians Invade Mandarin House
- Student Ass-Raped by Midterm
- UC Berkeley Doles Out Justice
- River of Slime Discovered Beneath Berkeley Campus
Top Tens
- Top Ten Catholic April Fool’s Pranks
- Top Three John McCain 80s Televion Shows or Board Games or Rudyard Kipling Stories
- Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Killers
- Top Ten Least Successful ASUC Parties
- Top Ten Uses For A Vacuum
- Top Ten Arm Wrestling Movies
- Top Ten Ways For the ASUC to Improve Its Image
- Top Ten Breakfast Cereal Killers
- Top Ten Songs About Legislation
- Top Five Travis Tritt Songs for The New Millenium
