Features
- Buster, Get in the Tub
- I’m Really Cool in Private
- Words from the Top
- Walker
- Short Conversations
- God & Football
- A Look Back… to the Future
Newsflashes
- Stylish Slogan Sasses Out College Campus
- Random Words Attack Newsflash
- Congress Duped
- Daily Cal Columnist Writes Meta-Meta-Column
- Campus Activists Protest Animal Testing
- Magnitude 2.1 Earthquake Rocks Bay Area
- Chancellor Needs His Space
Top Tens
- Top Ten Totalitarian Restaurants
- Top Ten North Vietnamese Pick-up Lines
- Top Ten Reasons to Marry a Dog
- Top Ten Kafkaesque Beatles Lyrics
- Top Ten Hackneyed Social Science GSI Phrases
- Top Ten Pornos Starring Jesus Christ
- Top Ten Pornographic Dairy Products
- Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse
- Top Ten Pornographic UC Berkeley Building Names
- Top Ten Quantum Mechanical They Might Be Giants Songs
