Volume 5- Issue 3 Volume 5, Issue 3: Pete Wilson: Alien December 1, 1994 issue FeaturesBoy, Was My Face Red!!The Epistle of St. Mark the SecondLike, uh, Finals and StuffAre You White Trash?Squelch-cipiesRamble on…Da, Comrade!The True-Life Adventures of SherriStressed?Editor’s ColumnNewsflashesGraduation plans modelled after basketball ticket salesTop TensTop Ten Rejected Cal Construction ProjectsTop Ten New Car FeaturesTop Ten Reasons We Won the Big GameTop Ten Outtakes from John Wayne Bobbit UncutTop Ten Benefits of AC TransitTop Ten Not-So-Famous Last Words
