- They can’t _ both _ hang right
- Futile attempt to point out that your shoelace is untied
- Your tendency to use it as a kickstand while lying down
- It’s signaling to change lanes
- The right-hand rule
- Sympathy for lumpen proletariat
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- It dulls the pain of cutting off your
own arm
- Because I’m D.C. food and I taste
like fucking shit
- Molasses isn’t of the maximum
radicalness
- It isn’t really “sugar”, it’s co-caine…
and you aren’t “pouring”
it “on me” ,
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- Coyote Ugly But I Still Want to Have Sex With It
- Titan Double D
- Small Time Cocks
- Rocky and Bullwinkle’s Adven-tures In Japanese Anime
- The Perfect Storm of Cum When I Come in You, Baby, and My Cum Makes Forty-Foot
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- Radio Head and Shoulders Knees
and Toes, Knees and Toes
- Stereo Face
- Blender Fist
- Toaster Cock
- Oven Butt
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- Barley after blowjob
- Blowjob after sex
- Subtitles on foreign porno
- ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau
- A roller coaster, if you’re dead
- Twins
- Barley
- Any Simpsons episode revolving around Lisa
- The Royal Canadian Mounted Police
- Empty cargo pockets
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- I am a Horrible Human Being
- I Bega You, Please, Buya My
Next Album
- The Hard, Bumpy Ride on the
Coattails of the Swing Revival
- It’s Mambo, Motherfucker
- Mambo Jumbo
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- Put a tennis ball in your ass to confuse the coroner
- Catch a Frisbee
- Enjoy tasty beverage
- Get some
- Hock loogie
- Wildly overestimate air resistance
- Minor in Econ
- Comment on poor Evans architecture
- Secure your Batarang, descend safely
- Turn in
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- Poliokemon
- Hungry Hungry Flesh-Eating Bacteria
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Leprosy Logs
- Plague Doh
- Voltronorrhea
- My Buddy Who Has Sickle-Cell
- Tickle Me Mono
- G.I. Genital Herpes
- Cancer Patch Kids
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- An eye-poker-outer
- The concept of poking out your eye
- Malaise
- Mrs. Roper
- Your other eye
- Contact lens
- Heimlich maneuver by Mr. T
- Circle jerk gone horribly awry
- Lauren Bausch’s breasts
- Red Rider BB gun
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- The Jungle Gook
- Gooks and Ladders
- The Gooks of Hazzard
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