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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Benefits of Buying a College Yearbook
- Draw mustaches on professors without hurting your grade
- Have record of Tuesday Night Drinking Club (TNDC) for posterity
- Weighty tome keeps coffee table from blowing away
- After college, you can ask pictures “So what’s your major?” and receive answers from
Top Ten Vegetarian Musicals
- Rentcumber
- Jesus Christ Did You Try the Vegetable Dip?
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, to Buy Cabbage
- The Sound of Mueslix
- Banannie Get Your Gun
- Oliver! Oil
- Bring in the Soy, Bring in the Funk
Top Ten Ways to Catch the Loch Ness Monster
- Dress up as a sexy female Loch Ness monster, keeping you true non-monster identity secret until the
- French kiss someone who already has the Loch Ness monster.
- Turn the world upside down, and handily catch the monster as it falls.
Top Ten Entries That Didn’t Make the Other Lists in this Issue
- The non-sequitur
- Princess Diana golden telephoto lens
- This one
- Recently invested in eToaster
- Not a damn word, just let him dry hump your leg one last time, you heartless wretch.
- Phantom of the Operadish
- When supervisor walks in throw cheese
Top Ten Pornographic Landmarks
- Naked Statue of Liberty
- Girl’d Trade Center
- Grand Canyon
- Great Lakes of Female Ejaculate
- Washington Monument
- Viagra Falls (I’m sorry…)
- Golden Showers Gate Bridge
- Space Needle Dick
- Great Barrier Beef
- The Lube
Top Ten Things to Do with 50 Corpses
- Toss in junk drawer
- Take seven and form your own damn octet
- Drop out windows
- Have join Sigma Phi Epsilon to emphasize how dead the house is
- Enroll in hard classes to lower the mean
- Line them up, then knock
Top Ten New Ethnic Clubs on Campus
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Invade me, I’m French
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Frisk my anal cavity for drugs, I’m Colombian
- Devalue my currency, I’m Japanese
- Kindly remove the war hammer I’ve embedded in your spine, I’m Mongolian
- Give me your fucking land, I’m American
- Help me to clean
Top Ten Ways to Disguise an Erection
- Penis Protection Program
- In a t-shirt that reads “This is not an erection”
- Give it a mustache and overcoat
- Cast it alongside mega-hunk Mel Gibson
- Drill a hole through the back of your backpack and hold in front of you
Top Ten Hackneyed Movie Taglines
- A controversial film by Oliver Stone
- Where man is the endangered species
- Part x. Part y. All x
- By the producers of The Air Up There
- She?s the best cop in the world, he?s a dinosaur
- In the world of
