- Toss in junk drawer
- Take seven and form your own damn octet
- Drop out windows
- Have join Sigma Phi Epsilon to emphasize how dead the house is
- Enroll in hard classes to lower the mean
- Line them up, then knock them down like dominos
- Sell on road so people can ride in Carpool lane
- Put in a paper bag, light on fire, set on neighbor’s doorstep
- Stack on the top of Campanile to make it 50 people taller
- Film parody of Weekend at Bernie’s, starring one live person and 50 dead guys
