Top Ten Things to Do with 50 Corpses

  1. Toss in junk drawer
  2. Take seven and form your own damn octet
  3. Drop out windows
  4. Have join Sigma Phi Epsilon to emphasize how dead the house is
  5. Enroll in hard classes to lower the mean
  6. Line them up, then knock them down like dominos
  7. Sell on road so people can ride in Carpool lane
  8. Put in a paper bag, light on fire, set on neighbor’s doorstep
  9. Stack on the top of Campanile to make it 50 people taller
  10. Film parody of Weekend at Bernie’s, starring one live person and 50 dead guys