Volume 10- Issue 7 Top Ten Entries That Didn’t Make the Other Lists in this Issue May 1, 2001 top ten The non-sequitur Princess Diana golden telephoto lens This one Recently invested in eToaster Not a damn word, just let him dry hump your leg one last time, you heartless wretch. Phantom of the Operadish When supervisor walks in throw cheese in air and pretend it’s snowing Great Wall of Vagina Allergies John Denver Airfield