Top Ten Inappropriate Memorials

  1. Mark Paul Gosselar eternal monologue to camera
  2. A giant trophy case for Tom Holmoe after we kill him
  3. Vietnam War Boring Wall of Names
  4. Ethnic studies eternal cop car flame
  5. Quake III Klebold/Harris Edition
  6. The Airwolf Sanctuary
  7. Washington Monument
  8. Religion based on cross symbolic for Christ
  9. Steve Allen Marble Pillar of Comedy
  10. Any and all grief surrounding Jerry Garcia