Top Ten Ways to Act Like You’re Working in a Pizza Factory

  1. Keep one Netscape browser window open to while writing personal emails
  2. Lie down in giant vat of pizza sauce and make pizza angels
  3. Order pizza!
  4. Repeat in loud voice, “I sure am making a lot of pizzas!”
  5. Ride around in forklift
  6. Frantically load backed-up pizzas from pizza conveyor belt
  7. Slide giant pizza paddle around in oven, then take out
  8. Turn pizza-making machines on and off
  9. Throw dough in air for no apparent reason
  10. Make pizzas