- Keep one Netscape browser window open to Pizza.org while writing personal emails
- Lie down in giant vat of pizza sauce and make pizza angels
- Order pizza!
- Repeat in loud voice, “I sure am making a lot of pizzas!”
- Ride around in forklift
- Frantically load backed-up pizzas from pizza conveyor belt
- Slide giant pizza paddle around in oven, then take out
- Turn pizza-making machines on and off
- Throw dough in air for no apparent reason
- Make pizzas
