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“Don’t make me break your thumbs again.”
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“Kinda.”
- “We arrived an hour ago. We’re sitting in the kitchen.”
- “No, Moses says we’ve got 39 more years.”
- “Every time you ask, it gets a little farther away.”
- “No, when you
“Don’t make me break your thumbs again.”
“Kinda.”
Club soda
Call Bizarro Jesus to turn red wine back into water
Breadboxes
Will it fit in my ear / will it fit in my mouth?
With robotic assistance because you’re late for work and also George Jetson
Twice, because you’re a horse