Top Ten Responses to “Are We There Yet?”

  1. “Don’t make me break your thumbs again.”

  2. “Kinda.”

  3. “We arrived an hour ago. We’re sitting in the kitchen.”
  4. “No, Moses says we’ve got 39 more years.”
  5. “Every time you ask, it gets a little farther away.”
  6. “No, when you were sleeping I turned around.”
  7. “Yes. This is it. Here.”
  8. “It’s the journey that matters. So we’ll drive forever.”
  9. “Oh, we passed it. When we were there you must have forgotten to ask.”
  10. “I don’t know. Are we?”