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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Psychic | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Ten Signs You Might Be Psychic

  1. When you were five you said “Someday I’ll go to Berkeley and live in a shithole apartment.”
  2. You could win the lottery if you wanted to
  3. Is this your card?
  4. You’re homeless and need change
  5. You knew Original Sin was a terrible movie before it even came out
  6. You win every game of Minesweeper
  7. You’re friends with Dionne Warwick
  8. You had a feeling this list was going to happen
  9. You’re Jamaican and you have an infomercial
  10. All your spoons are bent