- Ten lucky kids bring home a zebra stripe
- Cradle your torn-off arm in your remaining arm
- Cradle baby tigers in your arms
- Increase flamingo availability for use as croquet mallets
- Bleach everything, call it albino
- Many boring small cages become one big fun cage
- Turn giraffes into waterslides (by hollowing out their backs)
- Downgrade polar bears to 95% dangerous
- So much panda breeding
- Hourly shows of Mr. Lion Meets Mr. Deer
