- The lint trap clears
- Window pops up that reads: “Do you really want to push the red button?”
- Telegraph drunk yells “Ow, that’s my nose!”
- Bigger red button kicks your ass
- Shields pop up at last possible second
- All traffic
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- Turning frown upside down
- Y’ain’t got no neck
- Hiccups
- You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.”
- To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies.
- You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land
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- Love Shouldn’t Suck
- Making Sex Dangerouser
- Motherfuck Your Regular Insurance: $79.99 for a month of Claritin
- Jesus Christ, Not Chlamydia Again
- What to Do With Pamphlets When You Come in With a Broken Arm
- So You Lost Another Fucking Gold
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- I’m So Angry, I Take Your Baby
- Teacher’s Hot For Me
- Help!
- Leaving On a Jet Plane (Against My Will)
- Lucy in the Sky with a Gag and Tied Wrists
- Burning Down The House to Cover My Tracks
- I Want
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- Na Gadda Da Vida
- Cognito
- Woolly mammoth’s belly
- Spite of your dying wishes.
- Styyyyle
- Plaid
- Bacon
- The body of a slightly larger, equally dead man
- Multiple suitcases
- A suitcase
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- “Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”
- “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?”
- “Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?”
- “Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?” (software
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- When Helping Hurts: Learning to Love Your Cactus Plants
- Sexual Orientation Orientation
- This is a Pain Stick: Getting Along With Orderlies at Your Mental Institution
- So You’ve Joined the Space Program Ice Cream Social
- The Uterus, Your New Home
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- Road to Nutrition (director’s cut)
- Monsoon Gangbang Chex
- Halloween Resur-erection Crunch
- The Cum of All Nutritional Fears
- My Big Fat-Free Greek Orgy
- Special K-19: The Widowfucker
- Divine Secretions of the Mueslix Sisterhood
- The Scorpion Cheeri-O-Ring
- Austin Plow-her in Goldmember Grahams
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- “Don’t make me get out of this wheelchair.”
- “I may be drunk, but you’re ugly, and in the morning I’ll be dead of alcohol poisoning.”
- “Aw gee, you’re right.” [jumps off ledge (of Evans)]
- “Well of course it’s small compared
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