- Mastur-bastin’
- Snatched Potatoes
- Pilgrim-Indian Interracial Gangbang IV
- SpanXXXgiving
- Put the Meat on the Table
- Stuffin’ N’ Gravy
- Mayflower Deflowered
- Take Your Land and Fuck Your Women XI: The Quickening
- Creamed Corn
- Gobble Gobble
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- The Legend of Bagger Steve
- Steven Seagal Counts Backward From
50, Part 2
- Point Break Your Face
- Steven’s Choice
- Not Without My Son
- Wild On Steven Seagal
- I Like to Squint
- Straight to Video: Then to the Trash-can
- Out for
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- Coming means “having an orgasm”
- When you’re imagining having sex
with Elizabeth Hurley
- You just threw the British and they’re
a boomerang
- When you run over the Town Crier
with a horse
- When you’re drunk in Boston
- Before the British
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- ‘Cause
- He got the OK from Barbara Lee over tears and coffee
- Because he’s our fairly and democratically elected commander-in-chief
- Got consent from Israeli Parliament instead
- Because no one cares what he does with his toy soldiers
- Thought consent was
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- Silently go about their business
- Each other
- Talk shit
- Conspire against Castro
- Wait for the GHB to be put in their
drink
- Solve crimes
- Magically transfer excrement from
body to toilet, because girls don’t take
shits
- Discuss merits of Hobbesian
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- Sleeping in gutter
- Trying to throw bricks through
Tedford’s window
- Buying new polo shirts
- Watching Cal Games with the sound
off, pretending he’s coaching
- Sitting in a bathtub of peach schnapps
eating ice cream and watching 24
straight hours of
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- Right of Eminent Federal Domain on
the Waterways; also, whores
- Right to Left
- Right to Masturbate in Public
Restrooms
- Right to Freedom of Peach
- Right to Freedom of Speech
- Right to Bitches and 40’s
- Right to respect treaties with the
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- Foreigners!
- Black market GSI’s
- Just look things up in a goddamn
dictionary!
- One lecture for all classes
- Webcasts, webcasts, webcasts
- Move over to more self-teaching
system
- Russian roulette
- Sticks and stones
- Monkeys with fl ashcards
- Lecturers withdraw to West Bank
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- I Touch Myself
- Beethoven’s 5th
- Ambulance “theme song”
- I Want Candy
- The Entertainer
- College Girls Are Easy
- Ice Ice Baby
- Any song by Poison
- Suicide is Painless
- Hot in Herre
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- George W. Bush Cha-Cha
- Echo Tango Foxtrot
- Momar Meringue
- Intifandango
- PLO Polka
- Hamas Hustle
- Jihad Jig
- Sharon Swing
- Lindh-y Hop
- Osama Mamba
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