Volume 16, Issue 5: Who Will We Choose

Features

• Pie Most Venomous
• Porn Director License Test
• Words From the Top
• Goomba War Journal
• SwordTech Inc.’s Troubleshooting Guide
• A Very Few Special Entries in the Diary of Genghis Khan
• Five Hipsters: A Play in One Act
• Ebert & Roeper & Blind Guy – At the Movies
• A Harlequin Romance Novel Written by a 14-Year-Old Virgin Who’s Never Seen Cinemax Unscrambled
• Species of Step-Parents: A Taxonomical Survey

Newsflashes

• Incredibly Awesome Explosion Leaves 30 Dead, 60 Highly Entertained
• McCain and Guiliani Exploratory Committees Race to the Finish
• Father and Son Game of Hide-and-Seek Concluded After 30 Years
• Scientists Yet Again Start Work on Project Other than Rocket Car