- My dad says my brother gives better head than I do.
- Ben Franklin invented electricity.
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- Pimp Wheels
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- There’s a fire
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- To pet the Dalmatian.
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- Because it’s your God given right. What are you?
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- Best Prosthetic Penis
- Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
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- Best of the
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- I’m leaving you Alex.
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- Where is the keg, bra?
- What is the frequency Kenneth?
- Where is the beef?
- Who is scruffy looking?
- Whaddup?
- What does this button do?
- What’s love got to
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- Hitler
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- The Notorious B.I.G.
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- Da Fuck Out
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- Funky
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- In line
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