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Hitler
Julia Child
Jenny Craig 11 months of the year
The Notorious B.I.G.
Cookie Monster
Kenyon Jones
You, Barry Kurtz, you
BobaFett
Joe Eskenazi
Fiona Apple
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It’s the Dagobah System
The Little Department That Could
Smoke-easy’s
Three words: Golden Bear Chili
Financial Aid Office communicating with alien overlord
Swamp gas
80’s rock videos being filmed in there.
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Center, Hollywood Squares
Paying his American Express Bill
Cal Football Coach
Psychic Friend
Heroin Addict
White House Intern
Bad Actor
Bounty Hunter
Girl’s Gym Teacher
Rabbi
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My dad says my brother gives better head than I do.
Ben Franklin invented electricity.
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Pimp Wheels
Olestra Surprise
Crack Ahoy!
Tagalogs
Tossed Salad
Yeasty Beasties
Sex Sandwich
Don’ Eat ‘Dose
Shin Splints
Samoans
Pappy Pap Smears
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There’s a fire
You want to beat off.
Your pants are on fire.
To pet the Dalmatian.
Mynocks
lt doesn’t matter, as long as you did it By Any Means Necessary.
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Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
Waiting for Godot
A Street Punk Named Desire
Venetian Merchant
Security Monitor
Karamazov brother
The Last Mohican
Dead Salesman
Men
Mice
Translating at the English Embassy
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Chia ate-a my pizza
Kia Sephia
Chia Chia Bang Bang
And Chong
Pregnancy Test
Jesus
Chia Rodriguez
Chia Guevara
Sinead O’Conner
Ed Asner
Pubes
Don King
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Russian Brides for Pennies on the Dollar
Re: Dundant Top Ten
Re: efer
Re: Gis and Kathy Lee
Re: bar
Re: turn of the Jedi
Re: Me Fa So La Tee Doe
Re: straining order
Re: eeecola
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Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
Best Prosthetic Penis
Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
Most Predictable Ending
Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
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