Top Fourteen New Oscar Categories

  1. Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
  2. Best Prosthetic Penis
  3. Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
  4. Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
  5. Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
  6. Most Predictable Ending
  7. Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
  8. Best of the Best
  9. Best Bitch Slap
  10. Best Dead Rapper
  11. Best iality
  12. Best Casting Couch Performance
  13. Best Boy
  14. Best Bloated Epic