- You’re not.
- Courtney is a cheap water polo whore.
- You’re looking for the next insult, Courtney.
- It turns you on.
- You’re not in the Greek System.
- Hooked on phonics worked for you.
- The guy who draws “Lemont Brown” has writer’s
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- Good Morning Canada
- World’s Scariest Julia Herriges Columns
- Make Me Cry
- Viva Monotony
- This Week in Nosepicking
- America’s Most Horrific Beaver Disembowelments
- Win Ben Stein’s Stash
- When Ducks Attack
- That’s Impossible!
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- Gratify yourself at the kids’ table.
- Paint eggs and hide them.
- Get a keg and hire the Spin Doctors.
- Blow all your money on Quaker prostitutes
- Say “You’re welcome.”
- Stuff Grandma.
- Think about stuff that sucks and how it could
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- Junkie: Chipmunk with track marks in all his cute wille fuzzy-wuzzy radial artery
- Chippy: Chigger with authentic skin-burrowing pincers
- Mangy: Half-starved Telegraph black Labrador
- Clampy: Lamprey that attaches to other toys and sucks their blood
- Breathless: Fetal pig in jar
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- Courtney, ’cause she’s a dirty whore
- Any Human Biodynamics Major
- KenJowitt
- Al Gore
- Ram Man
- Nebraska
- Milton Bradley
- TheNRA
- We do, bitch.
- Deep Blue
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- The Terrified Croatian
- Disco
- The Uncontrolled Bladder
- The Grand Jury Jive
- The Sorority Girl Split
- Rhombus Dancing
- Hide the Stain
- The Dislocated Shoulder
- The Gettysburgh
- Walk with an Erection
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- Corruptus Cristi
- Who’s Afraid of Molly Hooper?
- Twelfth Night of Yelling at Each Other and Accomplishing Nothing
- Gross Inactivity
- Rats
- How I Failed at Everything Without Really Trying
- Death of a Spitfire
- Jesus Christ, Megalomaniac
- Irami on the Roof
- Waiting
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- Scratch ‘n sniff Cal offensive line
- Origami
- Always QuickWrap<sup>TM</sup>
- CalPIRG rant
- Turkey sandwich (mmmmmm….)
- Place to wipe boogers
- MCAT answers
- More “No Exit” cartoons
- Stolen credit card numbers
- Doodle square
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- Frasier
- The C+ Team
- OJ’s House
- Molested by an Angel
- Me and My Syphilitic Uncle
- The Good Samaritans
- The Corey and Corey Show
- The Corey Haim Show
- The Corey Feldman Show
- Three Washed-Up Actors and a Child Star
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- Go back to the gold standard
- American Brides for pennies on the dollar!
- Viagra
- More blue chips, less buffalo chips
- World War III
- Destabilize more third-world economies
- Get Alan Greenspan laid
- Lower everything else
- Helicopter
- Elevator
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