Volume 17, Issue 2: Ugg Lyfe

Features

• Letters from the Landlord
• Emo-bot 2000 Meets the Press
• This Year for Halloween, I’m Going as Drunk
• The Black Death Hits Berkeley
• Chivalry for the Modern Gentleman
• Fuck You, Belgian Exchange Student
• God vs. a 9-year-old Indonesian kid working in a Nike sweatshop
• Welcome to your new home!

Newsflashes

• Cartoonist to Draw Strip About Dog
• EECS Nude Protest Fails to Arouse Excitement, Anyone
• Primary Schools Hit Hard by Extra-Credit Crunch
• Galactic Prank War Escalates