- Guys seemed nervous when you suggested “Steak Night.”
- Big theme party is always “Immortal Bros and Neck-Bitten Hoes.”
- Hell Week actually takes place in Hell.
- The house has a firm rule about never letting Wesley Snipes inside.
- Guys in coffins
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- Cannibal Row
- The Nuclear Winter of Our Discontent
- Planet of the Apes of Wrath
- Beast of Eden
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- Pride and Prolapsed Uterus
- One Hundred Years of Sonograms
- The Unbearable Tightness of Pushing
- The Fetus With the Dragon Tattoo
- The Postpartum Depression Always Rings Twice
- Fear and Loathing in
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- Foreplay involves complimentary bread
- Tosses your salad with Ranch and croutons
- Wants it 3 times a day
- Breaks up with you by saying, “It’s not you, it’s my high cholesterol”
- Uses a napkin as a Dental Dam
- Gives you hand
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- Hooking Technician
- Drug Equestrian
- Surprise Valet
- Existence-ending Options Specialist
- Unexpected Copulation Assistant
- Amateur Locksmith
- Savings Account Adjuster
- Coat Lightener
- Italian-American Stereotype Enforcer
- Unbulletproofer
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- Risqu+A
- Stratego-O-O-OHHHHHH!
- Kerplunk
- Eye Candy Land
- Sexchange Operation
- Barebackgammon
- Dungeons and Dungeons
- Guess Who’s Fucking You
- Solitaire
- Don’t Wake Daddy
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- Don’t Blame Me – I’m Dying of AIDS
- My Other Car Is a Man’s Ass
- Danger: Wide Loads
- Visualize Whirled Penis
- My kid beat off Your Honor Student
- I don’t like Bush
- Support Your Right To Bears!
- Horn Broken –
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- <u>It</u> has herpes, and <u>it</u> doesn’t whine about it
- Its favorite movie is Fight Club, yours is Mulan
- You die of it
- Smokes Cigarettes, unfiltered
- Frequents the 24 Hr. Fitness located somewhere near your butt-hole
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- I interpret drunken making out as an invitation to a long term relationship
- This counts as your turn
- Quick, before my dad stops watching!
- Thank god, I thought I was going to have to throw up in my hands
- Your
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- It’s cold. And you’re a child molester
- When you were five a razor killed your father
- Pink chin the pirate sounds too pussy
- President of the female Viking student association
- President of the Viking student association
- Rogaine addiction
- Your name
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