- Twilight: Breaking Dawn
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of C-Sections
- Pride and Prolapsed Uterus
- One Hundred Years of Sonograms
- The Unbearable Tightness of Pushing
- The Fetus With the Dragon Tattoo
- The Postpartum Depression Always Rings Twice
- Fear and Loathing in
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- Mantwattan
- Hymenken
- Sangina
- Johnnie Walker Blue Labial
- Cuntreau
- Hennussy
- Perineal Reserve
- Blue Poon
- Budweiservix
- Paps Blue Ribbon
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- Just Canberra listening to him anymore
- She’s a Kathmandude
- Seoul-less
- Has Amman on the side
- Taipei personality
- Baghdaddy issues
- Djibouti and told all his friends
- Won’t do the Mogadishes
- Havana affair
- Unable to Copenhagen
- Islamabad in bed
- Starting to get
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- Foreplay involves complimentary bread
- Tosses your salad with Ranch and croutons
- Wants it 3 times a day
- Breaks up with you by saying, “It’s not you, it’s my high cholesterol”
- Uses a napkin as a Dental Dam
- Gives you hand
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- Hooking Technician
- Drug Equestrian
- Surprise Valet
- Existence-ending Options Specialist
- Unexpected Copulation Assistant
- Amateur Locksmith
- Savings Account Adjuster
- Coat Lightener
- Italian-American Stereotype Enforcer
- Unbulletproofer
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- Risqu+A
- Stratego-O-O-OHHHHHH!
- Kerplunk
- Eye Candy Land
- Sexchange Operation
- Barebackgammon
- Dungeons and Dungeons
- Guess Who’s Fucking You
- Solitaire
- Don’t Wake Daddy
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- Don’t Blame Me – I’m Dying of AIDS
- My Other Car Is a Man’s Ass
- Danger: Wide Loads
- Visualize Whirled Penis
- My kid beat off Your Honor Student
- I don’t like Bush
- Support Your Right To Bears!
- Horn Broken –
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- Cinnamon Toast Christ
- Let He Who is Without Sin Cast the First Fruity Pebble
- Life … begins at conception
- Safeway Generic Brand Moses Bits
- Corn Popes
- Smart Start is Bible School
- Count Chocula Does Not Exist
- Total Exorcism
- Honey Bunches
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- The reader is all Cesar Chavez
- Responds poorly to your racist humor
- Hired him at a home depot parking lot
- Runs across Telegraph with entire family in tow
- Doesn’t have tenure
- Got his PHD in dry walling
- Smiles politely and
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- Playing music for money on your ipod
- Masturbating in private
- Spending a day’s worth of change on a six-pack of O’Douls
- Eating faithful canine companion
- Dying during winter
- Touching appropriately
- Hopping on a moving freight plane
- Using the needle first
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