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You need a dictionary to comprehend the word “graduation”
You spend most of class time talking on cellular phone
You forget exactly which multiple of four years college is supposed to be
Beer and/or marijuana are staples of diet
Semester … Read More
Vanilla Ice
The Small Dix Crew
Pock and the Acne Boyz
Snot Snotty- D
MC Mallet
The VD Posse
Slurpee Ice
MC Mayonnaise
Dr. Sill and the Way Silly Posse
Public Enema
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Shouldn’t we close physical reality for Martin Luther King, Jrs. birthday?
Is reincarnated paper more expensive than recycled?
What are the chances of finding the true meaning of life in a fortune cookie?
Does physical reality have call waiting?
Does … Read More
“You know, doggie style isn’t passe
“I’d love to share some of my bodily
“I know a charming little motel with a
“My friend and I made a bet and I need
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Wild Sex
We might reveal mystic secrets about our name
Nothing illegal involved (except with printing, marketing, and distribution)
Provides necessary qualifications for vice-presidency
Editors won’t kill you for missed deadlines (bylaws limit them to maiming)
We know a cheap … Read More
“What’s that horrible stench?”
“That’s it. I’m an atheist.”
“What did I ever do to you?”
“Why do you always say such
“Oh, great. Now I have to kill myself.”
“But what about that D-, professor?
“I’d go … Read More
