- Convince other passengers that flight crew members are all evil robots
- Offer to pop people’s ears with your tongue
- Scream that you see Rod Serling on the wing
- Complain that there is not enough room on trays to play with
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- Always clap when “Applause” sign comes on
- Don’t make obvious balding or senility references
- Don’t jeer for over half the period after setting the class curve
- Never shout “They’re Greeeaaaat!!!!” when eating Frosted Flakes in lecture
- Always call in a
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- Leave
- Discuss grade with drunk professor
- Make lewd gestures with beer bottles
- Train house dog to pump keg
- Pour beer on girls’ T- shirts
- Mumble to yourself and look tough
- Replace drunk people’s beer with urine
- Wander around in drunken
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- Using hand puppets for non-medicinal purposes
- Abusive application of hair mousse
- Throwing cabbage at foreigners
- Calling a judge “sweet hips”
- Panhandling with a pitchfork
- Spreading lice to a police officer
- Performing unauthorized brain transplants
- Imitating Jermaine Jackson
- Getting married to
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- Pretend to be security guard and arrest people for buying textbooks they know
they’ll never use
- Yell “Fire! Fire! Oh, never mind, it’s just in Nutritional Science.”
- Test “human domino” theory
- Incite book burning
- Reading for first four weeks of
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- Angst and Alienation To Go
- Cafe Spam Delight
- Pseudo Intellectual Espresso
- Cafe Obnoxio
- Mocha n’ Grits
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