- Pot Snapple(tm)
- Pot Chex(tm) (try it in part mix!)
- Hash browns
- Pot slurpees
- Pot pot-pies
- Pot sushi
- Pot bagels (with pot schmear at Noah’s)
- Pot beer
- Pot spam
- Pot Ramen
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- Christian fundamentalists are in the minority
- The cutting of his financial funding when his parents find out he got an
earring
- Tofu isn’t innately evil, just misunderstood
- Non-white type people walking around the streets
- Long hair a fashion statement and
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- “Tastes great” / “Less filling”
- To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
Set.
- So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
- The North was feeling rejected.
- The devil made us do it.
- Oil. (oops,
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- Firing of the White House kitchen staff
- “Don’t ask, don’t tell”
- Vincent Foster
- Whitewater
- Hillary
- Health Care
- NAFTA
- China
- Haiti
- Bosnia
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- Slantana
- Raw Phish
- Too Short (you know, the rapper?)
- Pearl Harbor Jam
- Sushi and the Banshees
- Snoop Doggy Dogg-eater
- KimCheecago
- Rice-Cube
- Screaming Bonsais
- Toyota the Wet Sprocket
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- A sober woman
- Act I/Act II movie theater
- The Blue Oyster
- Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit
- Cesar Chavez rally
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- Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves.
- Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory.
- They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always).
- What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa?
- They eat goldfishes.
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- Any girl who is “not feeling fresh today”
- The Energizer Bunny
- Larry H. Parker
- The Magnavox dog
- Sally Struthers trying to persuade people to feed the children
- The Pizza Hut Bigfoot delivery dork
- Russ from the Lake Edna KFC
- The
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- Gyne-Lotrimin
- Ben-Gay
- Preparation H
- KY Jelly
- Clearasil
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- Write a goofy book about the future, but make everything vague
- Watch Seinfeld reruns when they were new
- Bring back aluminum cans used before recycling was invented and get
rich (Yahoo!)
- Return to the good ol’ days of love and
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