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Star Trek: Into the Unemployment Office
Bones McCoy, M.D.
Jordie’s Tool-Time
Datahue
Kirk and Picard at the movies
Klingon Kiddie Corner
Farengi Shopping Network
Romulan Rap Session
Deanna Troi’s Psychic Friends Network
Deep Six-9
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High Jump
Synchronized Spliffing
Bowl Vault
Jamaican Bobsledding
Bong Water Polo
Hemptathalon
Bowling
50m Hash
JAH-velin throw
Bong Jump
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A great photo opportunity
The contents of Al Capone’s vault
Cheese- mounds and mounds of cheese
Dirt and rocks
Dirt
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Pot Snapple(tm)
Pot Chex(tm) (try it in part mix!)
Hash browns
Pot slurpees
Pot pot-pies
Pot sushi
Pot bagels (with pot schmear at Noah’s)
Pot beer
Pot spam
Pot Ramen
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Christian fundamentalists are in the minority
The cutting of his financial funding when his parents find out he got an
Tofu isn’t innately evil, just misunderstood
Non-white type people walking around the streets
Long hair a fashion statement and … Read More
“Tastes great” / “Less filling”
To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
The North was feeling rejected.
The devil made us do it.
Oil. (oops, … Read More
Firing of the White House kitchen staff
“Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Vincent Foster
Whitewater
Hillary
Health Care
NAFTA
China
Haiti
Bosnia
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Slantana
Raw Phish
Too Short (you know, the rapper?)
Pearl Harbor Jam
Sushi and the Banshees
Snoop Doggy Dogg-eater
KimCheecago
Rice-Cube
Screaming Bonsais
Toyota the Wet Sprocket
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A sober woman
Act I/Act II movie theater
The Blue Oyster
Robert Mapplethorpe exhibit
Cesar Chavez rally
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Interracial marriages between red and yellow dwarves.
Used to work in Crayola(tm) factory before chocolate factory.
They have ingested too many carrots (usually orally, but not always).
What the hell’s an Oompa Loompa?
They eat goldfishes.
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