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In the stall of any public restroom.
In your sleep.
During any job interview.
Right now (go ahead, don’t be shy).
At the end of a sad movie.
When trying to attract women in a singles’ bar.
When lifting your … Read More
Fear of angry, hungry urban youth with goatees.
Drivers beaten by aggressive Vegans.
No tips from homeless.
No tips from starving students.
Police escort necessary for home deliveries.
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A great photo opportunity
The contents of Al Capone’s vault
Cheese- mounds and mounds of cheese
Dirt and rocks
Dirt
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Pot Snapple(tm)
Pot Chex(tm) (try it in part mix!)
Hash browns
Pot slurpees
Pot pot-pies
Pot sushi
Pot bagels (with pot schmear at Noah’s)
Pot beer
Pot spam
Pot Ramen
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Christian fundamentalists are in the minority
The cutting of his financial funding when his parents find out he got an
Tofu isn’t innately evil, just misunderstood
Non-white type people walking around the streets
Long hair a fashion statement and … Read More
“Tastes great” / “Less filling”
To provide the inspiration for the Franklin Mint(tm) Civil War Chess
So that white men could only exploit women and animals.
The North was feeling rejected.
The devil made us do it.
Oil. (oops, … Read More
Firing of the White House kitchen staff
“Don’t ask, don’t tell”
Vincent Foster
Whitewater
Hillary
Health Care
NAFTA
China
Haiti
Bosnia
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Bob Dole says so.
Olympic figure skaters wear full body armor to practice.
Kindergartners outgun their teachers in New York public schools.
New Kids on the Block concerts sell out due to guns-for-tickets
Disneyworld attendance in Florida drops .01% … Read More
Any girl who is “not feeling fresh today”
The Energizer Bunny
Larry H. Parker
The Magnavox dog
Sally Struthers trying to persuade people to feed the children
The Pizza Hut Bigfoot delivery dork
Russ from the Lake Edna KFC
The … Read More
Gyne-Lotrimin
Ben-Gay
Preparation H
KY Jelly
Clearasil
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