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EuroBerkeley
Castle Greyskull
UCB International Airport
Tunnel connecting Etcheverry and Dwinelle, complete with Disneyland-
Soda Hall
Chancellor Tien’s Underground Fortress
The Peach Pit
Stairway to Heaven
Thunderdome
Virtual Dwinelle
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Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
Transit and transients go hand in hand.
All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
Correct change gets you a souvenir crack … Read More
Star Trek: Into the Unemployment Office
Bones McCoy, M.D.
Jordie’s Tool-Time
Datahue
Kirk and Picard at the movies
Klingon Kiddie Corner
Farengi Shopping Network
Romulan Rap Session
Deanna Troi’s Psychic Friends Network
Deep Six-9
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High Jump
Synchronized Spliffing
Bowl Vault
Jamaican Bobsledding
Bong Water Polo
Hemptathalon
Bowling
50m Hash
JAH-velin throw
Bong Jump
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“Chunk”
Lounge couch has sentimental value.
They say this year’s Freshman crop is the best since ’86.
Can never outgrow cheap thrills in co-ed bathroom.
Now your choice of Drug or Drug-free.
They’re earthquake safe.
You’re from Bosnia and Unit … Read More
Come up with flattering ways to describe most recent Cal football loss.
Invent goofy personals ads.
Laugh about Josh’s hair.
Try to find humor in NO EXIT cartoon.
Go back to their regular jobs at “Hooked on Phonics”.
Practice showing … Read More
Get your money’s worth at Sizzler.
Get paid $30 to lose the weight (and eat anything you want!).
2 seats for the price of one.
Free lifetime PriceClub membership.
Good excuse for small looking penis.
Earn extra cash working as … Read More
Wanna hear a good joke? There are three guys on a plane, a Black, a Jew, and an Italian…
Shit, we’re out of wiper fluid!
You guys ever see “Fearless” with that Jeff Bridges guy?
Stewardess, another Scotch please.
I … Read More
Your RA.
Pretend you are a narc.
Call (900) numbers.
Telekinesis.
Square dancing.
Snort Dipsticks and run around on a sugar high.
Pet-sitting for police drug sniffing dogs.
Sniffing others’ clothes after they return from Co-op party.
Virtual kegger.
Get … Read More
Manifest Destiny.
Find magic voodoo potion for Hillary’s hair.
Clinton itching for Caribbean harem.
To release pent-up frustration from health-care fiasco.
To stave off impending invasion of U.S.
We’re bigger than they are.
Re-assert world dominance through crushing defeat of … Read More
