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Sgt. Billie Joe’s Half-Hearted Futile Sophomore Effort
Needles Ripped My Flesh
We’re Rich Now But We Still Dress Like Shit.
Subverting the Dominant Paradigm – Live!
Exile On Heroin Addiction Street
Music To Pierce By
Our Hair Looks Funny
Life … Read More
The Heuristic Squelch
Kipp’s Microbrewery
Daily Cal
Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
East Germany
Major League Baseball
Jason Kidd Condoms
Grateful Dead Soap Co.
Berkeley Free Clinic
Tel Aviv Top Dog
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Odysseus & the Trojan Whores
Julius Seize Her
Gluteus Maximus
I, Clitoris
E pluribus unum
Colossus of Rhodes
The River Dyx
Bent Her
Et tu Boote?
Oedipus Sex
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Rabbi Smurf
Disgruntled Artist Smurf
Foreign Exchange SmYrf
Lactose Intolerant Smurf
Nation of Islam Smurf
Oprahmel
Inbred Smurf
Illiterate Smerf
Existentialist Smurf?
HIV+ Smurf
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Vaseline’s Day
Love – is – temporary – but – STDs – are – forever Day
Relent – to – his – request – for – anal – sex Day
There’s – good – reasons – why – you’re – … Read More
Guilt
Your Mama
Mother Teresa
An audience
Cheese Grater
Zona Rosa SuperPork burrito
Greasy Chancellor
Greasy Bike Chain
Attitude
Public Statue
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Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
Transit and transients go hand in hand.
All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
Correct change gets you a souvenir crack … Read More
“I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
“It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
“Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
“Of course it’s not … Read More
Glovebox full of nougat.
Built-in food dehydrator.
New improved louder, yet more annoying alarm.
Dual Overhead Gams.
Airbags actually fill with popcorn.
Trunk fits two comfortably
Bumpers 10% bumpier
Braille Speedometer for blind drivers
Third pedal for that awkward time … Read More
Stanford team was under the false impression that they could drop the game after the final quarter
Cal team powered by Duracell(tm) batteries, and we all know nothing outlasts the copper top
Somebody spiked their Gatorade(tm).
Bark beetles disabled their … Read More
