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Kipp’s Microbrewery
Daily Cal
Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
East Germany
Major League Baseball
Jason Kidd Condoms
Grateful Dead Soap Co.
Berkeley Free Clinic
Tel Aviv Top Dog
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Odysseus & the Trojan Whores
Julius Seize Her
Gluteus Maximus
I, Clitoris
E pluribus unum
Colossus of Rhodes
The River Dyx
Bent Her
Et tu Boote?
Oedipus Sex
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Rabbi Smurf
Disgruntled Artist Smurf
Foreign Exchange SmYrf
Lactose Intolerant Smurf
Nation of Islam Smurf
Oprahmel
Inbred Smurf
Illiterate Smerf
Existentialist Smurf?
HIV+ Smurf
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Vaseline’s Day
Love – is – temporary – but – STDs – are – forever Day
Relent – to – his – request – for – anal – sex Day
There’s – good – reasons – why – you’re – … Read More
Guilt
Your Mama
Mother Teresa
An audience
Cheese Grater
Zona Rosa SuperPork burrito
Greasy Chancellor
Greasy Bike Chain
Attitude
Public Statue
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Regis Philbin
Goatee-ectomy
Mono-Brow reconstruction
The Jackson Family
Lee Press-On Goiter
Love Handle implant
Female circumcision
Uvula bifuraction
Robert Implant
Ass hair implants
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“I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
“It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
“Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
“Of course it’s not … Read More
Glovebox full of nougat.
Built-in food dehydrator.
New improved louder, yet more annoying alarm.
Dual Overhead Gams.
Airbags actually fill with popcorn.
Trunk fits two comfortably
Bumpers 10% bumpier
Braille Speedometer for blind drivers
Third pedal for that awkward time … Read More
Stanford team was under the false impression that they could drop the game after the final quarter
Cal team powered by Duracell(tm) batteries, and we all know nothing outlasts the copper top
Somebody spiked their Gatorade(tm).
Bark beetles disabled their … Read More
“My doctor told me anal sex was the best thing to make it heal fast.”
“Think of it as Pez(tm) dispenser with a really big head.”
“Keep looking, it’s got to be in there somewhere.”
“Get a load of this.” … Read More
