- Gay Watch
- The Fresh Queen of Bel Air
- Seinfelch
- Squirt Me Brown
- Bosom Buddies
- Lickit Fences
- Sisters
- Back Door Exposure
- Male Models Inc.
- Serving in Silence
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- Hoop Reams
- Cum and Cummer
- A River Runs Through Her
- Ed’s Wood
- The Shawshank Penetration
- Natural Born Jizzers
- Entering the Vampire
- Gulp Friction
- Quiz Ho
- Forrest’s Rump
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- Sgt. Billie Joe’s Half-Hearted Futile Sophomore Effort
- Needles Ripped My Flesh
- We’re Rich Now But We Still Dress Like Shit.
- Subverting the Dominant Paradigm – Live!
- Exile On Heroin Addiction Street
- Music To Pierce By
- Our Hair Looks Funny
- Life
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- The Heuristic Squelch
- Kipp’s Microbrewery
- Daily Cal
- Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
- East Germany
- Major League Baseball
- Jason Kidd Condoms
- Grateful Dead Soap Co.
- Berkeley Free Clinic
- Tel Aviv Top Dog
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- Odysseus & the Trojan Whores
- Julius Seize Her
- Gluteus Maximus
- I, Clitoris
- E pluribus unum
- Colossus of Rhodes
- The River Dyx
- Bent Her
- Et tu Boote?
- Oedipus Sex
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- Rabbi Smurf
- Disgruntled Artist Smurf
- Foreign Exchange SmYrf
- Lactose Intolerant Smurf
- Nation of Islam Smurf
- Oprahmel
- Inbred Smurf
- Illiterate Smerf
- Existentialist Smurf?
- HIV+ Smurf
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- Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
- Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
- Transit and transients go hand in hand.
- All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
- Correct change gets you a souvenir crack
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- “I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
- “It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
- “Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
- “Of course it’s not
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- Glovebox full of nougat.
- Built-in food dehydrator.
- New improved louder, yet more annoying alarm.
- Dual Overhead Gams.
- Airbags actually fill with popcorn.
- Trunk fits two comfortably
- Bumpers 10% bumpier
- Braille Speedometer for blind drivers
- Third pedal for that awkward time
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- Stanford team was under the false impression that they could drop the game after the final quarter
- Cal team powered by Duracell(tm) batteries, and we all know nothing outlasts the copper top
- Somebody spiked their Gatorade(tm).
- Bark beetles disabled their
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