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Der Weinerschnitzell
Pending appeal
Performed abortions
Democrat
Prozac ™
Infected
Cunnilingus
Goat fetish
Conviction
Stupid-jerk-boss
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Swallow.
Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
Introduce yourself.
Exit restroom, return to class.
Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
Make sure not to leave until letter of recommendation is signed.
Return … Read More
Gay Watch
The Fresh Queen of Bel Air
Seinfelch
Squirt Me Brown
Bosom Buddies
Lickit Fences
Sisters
Back Door Exposure
Male Models Inc.
Serving in Silence
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Hoop Reams
Cum and Cummer
A River Runs Through Her
Ed’s Wood
The Shawshank Penetration
Natural Born Jizzers
Entering the Vampire
Gulp Friction
Quiz Ho
Forrest’s Rump
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Sgt. Billie Joe’s Half-Hearted Futile Sophomore Effort
Needles Ripped My Flesh
We’re Rich Now But We Still Dress Like Shit.
Subverting the Dominant Paradigm – Live!
Exile On Heroin Addiction Street
Music To Pierce By
Our Hair Looks Funny
Life … Read More
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Kipp’s Microbrewery
Daily Cal
Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
East Germany
Major League Baseball
Jason Kidd Condoms
Grateful Dead Soap Co.
Berkeley Free Clinic
Tel Aviv Top Dog
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EuroBerkeley
Castle Greyskull
UCB International Airport
Tunnel connecting Etcheverry and Dwinelle, complete with Disneyland-
Soda Hall
Chancellor Tien’s Underground Fortress
The Peach Pit
Stairway to Heaven
Thunderdome
Virtual Dwinelle
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Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
Transit and transients go hand in hand.
All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
Correct change gets you a souvenir crack … Read More
“I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
“It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
“Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
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Glovebox full of nougat.
Built-in food dehydrator.
New improved louder, yet more annoying alarm.
Dual Overhead Gams.
Airbags actually fill with popcorn.
Trunk fits two comfortably
Bumpers 10% bumpier
Braille Speedometer for blind drivers
Third pedal for that awkward time … Read More
