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Top Ten New Car Features

  1. Glovebox full of nougat.
  2. Built-in food dehydrator.
  3. New improved louder, yet more annoying alarm.
  4. Dual Overhead Gams.
  5. Airbags actually fill with popcorn.
  6. Trunk fits two comfortably
  7. Bumpers 10% bumpier
  8. Braille Speedometer for blind drivers
  9. Third pedal for that awkward time
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Top Ten Reasons We Won the Big Game

  1. Stanford team was under the false impression that they could drop the game after the final quarter
  2. Cal team powered by Duracell(tm) batteries, and we all know nothing outlasts the copper top
  3. Somebody spiked their Gatorade(tm).
  4. Bark beetles disabled their
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