- Ctrl L, S, and D (gets you high)
- Command E (ejaculates floppy)
- Command P (orders you pizza)
- Command O (brings you Arnold Schwarzenegger)
- Alt Y (Psychoanalyzes you)
- Control U (gets you a domineering spouse)
- Shift command A- (Finish your paper
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- Shaft Goes to the Holyland
- That Bitch Better Have My Money
- Proud Parent of a Gay Son
- The books of Matthew, Mark, Olivia Newton John
- Mighty Morphin Power Apostles
- Jesus’s years as a Grateful Dead roadie by St. Albert Goldman
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- Der Weinerschnitzell
- Pending appeal
- Performed abortions
- Democrat
- Prozac ™
- Infected
- Cunnilingus
- Goat fetish
- Conviction
- Stupid-jerk-boss
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- Swallow.
- Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
- Introduce yourself.
- Exit restroom, return to class.
- Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
- Make sure not to leave until letter of recommendation is signed.
- Return
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- Gay Watch
- The Fresh Queen of Bel Air
- Seinfelch
- Squirt Me Brown
- Bosom Buddies
- Lickit Fences
- Sisters
- Back Door Exposure
- Male Models Inc.
- Serving in Silence
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- Hoop Reams
- Cum and Cummer
- A River Runs Through Her
- Ed’s Wood
- The Shawshank Penetration
- Natural Born Jizzers
- Entering the Vampire
- Gulp Friction
- Quiz Ho
- Forrest’s Rump
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- “My doctor told me anal sex was the best thing to make it heal fast.”
- “Think of it as Pez(tm) dispenser with a really big head.”
- “Keep looking, it’s got to be in there somewhere.”
- “Get a load of this.”
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- EuroBerkeley
- Castle Greyskull
- UCB International Airport
- Tunnel connecting Etcheverry and Dwinelle, complete with Disneyland-
esque Peoplemover(tm)
- Soda Hall
- Chancellor Tien’s Underground Fortress
- The Peach Pit
- Stairway to Heaven
- Thunderdome
- Virtual Dwinelle
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- Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
- Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
- Transit and transients go hand in hand.
- All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
- Correct change gets you a souvenir crack
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- “I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
- “It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
- “Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
- “Of course it’s not
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