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The ASUC store
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Your mom
- That Cal Democrat publication
- MSG
- Pennsylvania Ave. and a get out of jail free card
- Most Flavored Nation status
- Gonorrhea
- Speed 2
- A lovely Jeopardy!<sup>TM</sup> home game
- People’s Park
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Monkeys
- Dr. Zaius
- The dead one in my toilet
- Monkey businessmen
- Gieep, the Wonder Twins’ space monkey
- Any monkey in a barrel
- The monkey on my back
- Mickey Dolenz
- Flying Wizard of Oz monkey
- Pygmy monkey
- Howler monkey
Top Ten Berkeley TV Shows
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Who’s the Chancellor?
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The Sigma Chi Files
- Walker: Night Safety Patrolman
- Unsolved Mysteries of Dwinelle
- Berdahl in Charge
- Men Behaving Badly, But Don’t Judge!
- Berkeley Hills, 90704
- The Futile Gourmet
- METERMAIDS: in Berkeley
- Just the Tien of Us
Top Ten Rejected Smurfs Characters
- Rabbi Smurf
- Disgruntled Artist Smurf
- Foreign Exchange SmYrf
- Lactose Intolerant Smurf
- Nation of Islam Smurf
- Oprahmel
- Inbred Smurf
- Illiterate Smerf
- Existentialist Smurf?
- HIV+ Smurf
Top Ten Alternative Names for Valentine’s Day
- Vaseline’s Day
- Love – is – temporary – but – STDs – are – forever Day
- Relent – to – his – request – for – anal – sex Day
- There’s – good – reasons – why – you’re –
Top Ten Things to Masturbate With
- Guilt
- Your Mama
- Mother Teresa
- An audience
- Cheese Grater
- Zona Rosa SuperPork burrito
- Greasy Chancellor
- Greasy Bike Chain
- Attitude
- Public Statue
Top Ten Rejected Plastic Surgeries
- Regis Philbin
- Goatee-ectomy
- Mono-Brow reconstruction
- The Jackson Family
- Lee Press-On Goiter
- Love Handle implant
- Female circumcision
- Uvula bifuraction
- Robert Implant
- Ass hair implants
Top Ten Features We’d Like to See on the New Macintosh
- Ctrl L, S, and D (gets you high)
- Command E (ejaculates floppy)
- Command P (orders you pizza)
- Command O (brings you Arnold Schwarzenegger)
- Alt Y (Psychoanalyzes you)
- Control U (gets you a domineering spouse)
- Shift command A- (Finish your paper
Top Ten Books in the Bible You’ve Never Heard of
- Shaft Goes to the Holyland
- That Bitch Better Have My Money
- Proud Parent of a Gay Son
- The books of Matthew, Mark, Olivia Newton John
- Mighty Morphin Power Apostles
- Jesus’s years as a Grateful Dead roadie by St. Albert Goldman
Top Ten Words Not To Use On Your Resume
- Der Weinerschnitzell
- Pending appeal
- Performed abortions
- Democrat
- Prozac ™
- Infected
- Cunnilingus
- Goat fetish
- Conviction
- Stupid-jerk-boss
