- Sports an “Old Delta Bluesman” T-shirt, but not ironically
- Ken Burns always peering through the windows
- Lots of red suspenders
- His room always smells like whiskey and tears
- Don’t done got no replacement toilet roll
- Every week, Eric Clapton stops
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- Elect him again, for the first time
- Now more than ever, horses in midstream like Ike
- Continue remembering September 11th
- And this time, we won’t need Jesus!
- Eight amendments down, 19 to go
- Play it again, Scalia
- This may be
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- You’re just coming to grips with your hobosexuality
- You’re protesting clean, safe sex with attractive people
- You’re a member of CalPIRG
- He said he was a doctor and he swore he’d call you sometime
- You’re from Stanford, and it’s better
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- Madison, the most retarded name of all
- Skee-Ball
- Mrs. Carlson, or whatever the name of their social worker is
- Disneyland
- Graham Crackers
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- Least time with mother’s love
- Most uplifting Pantera album
- Deadest baby
- Most nostrils
- Gayest scarf
- Wife won’t shut up
- Fattest fat fatty
- Least amount of skin
- Biggest Jew
- Most needs his nappy time
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- River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
- Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
- Smoke yourself full
- Eat all the rhinos
- Creating much more innovative
and delicious ways to “control” the pet population
- Setting up food
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