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Have more than a passingresemblance to Ed Asner
Your measurements are 36-24-36-2
Keep accidentally wearing yourthongs backwards
Your finger isn’t long enough toactivate gag reflex
Clothes you model keep burstinginto flames
More penises then generally usual
Won’t do partial nudity; … Read More
My fetus is an honor student at
Free China, Stop Tibet
Keep your nanomachines out of
We’re here, we’re queer, we’re 50% of the US Population
Stop the Dolphins
Save the Whale
US out of Eurochinaustralia … Read More
Baby GUTS
Hey Dude, Yeah You, Fucker
You’re Doing That on Television
What Would You Do, NAKED?!
Super Duper Triple Quarduple Dare
The Fairly Obvious World of
Pepe and Pepe
Wild and Crazy but Medicated Kids
Clarissa Explains … Read More
Knick knack paddy whack, I still got
He is I and I am him
When you dis Dre fool, you dis yourself
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If it has “Evidence” written on it in
Put it in the Lost and Found
Wear it as a non-evidence hat
Pocket of cargo pants
Throw it at the sun
Craigslist
Try to burn it, … Read More
Run the book over your naked body
Write an equal sign, take a shot
Pull the Fire Alarm of Knowledge
Scrape ink off books, snort ink
Watch Billy Madison 12 times
Take Grampa’s advice to “wisen up” to heart
Eat … Read More
Perhaps… perhaps…
No
Yes
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Doing a Horse
Making Glue
Horse Whispering
Red Bulling
Getting Neigh’d
Shafting the Shetland
Underjockey
Playing Stud
Trigger Happy
Seabiscuitting
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Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
Didn’t know she was … Read More
Help, My Plane Is On Fire! You
A/S/L?
Cindy, If You Love Me, Check This Box
The Weather Today … Read More
