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If it has “Evidence” written on it in
Put it in the Lost and Found
Wear it as a non-evidence hat
Pocket of cargo pants
Throw it at the sun
Craigslist
Try to burn it, … Read More
River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
Smoke yourself full
Eat all the rhinos
Creating much more innovative
Setting up food … Read More
Have more than a passingresemblance to Ed Asner
Your measurements are 36-24-36-2
Keep accidentally wearing yourthongs backwards
Your finger isn’t long enough toactivate gag reflex
Clothes you model keep burstinginto flames
More penises then generally usual
Won’t do partial nudity; … Read More
My fetus is an honor student at
Free China, Stop Tibet
Keep your nanomachines out of
We’re here, we’re queer, we’re 50% of the US Population
Stop the Dolphins
Save the Whale
US out of Eurochinaustralia … Read More
Don’t worry… you’re gonna be
Not many people get to make
Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you
Now you won’t have to see your
Don’t be … Read More
Help, My Plane Is On Fire! You
A/S/L?
Cindy, If You Love Me, Check This Box
The Weather Today … Read More
Alef, Bet, Vet (It’s Easy as Ahaat,
Sixteen Candles (Divided By Two)
Where the Goys Are
Runaround Jew
Jailhouse Lox
I Left My Heart in Warsaw
You Can’t Always Get What You
Johnny … Read More
A Low Down Dirty Taint
Taintanic
How Stella Got Her Taint Back
The Royal Taintenbaums
That’s Entertaintment!
Throw Momma from the Taint
The Accidental Taintist
Citizen Taint
Taint Is Enough
Taint Your Wagon
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Picture of an eye, a yam, f + four-leaf clover + ing
Soldering iron on door, a la Home Alone
Write “Virgin-ville. Population: only you, Dave”
Bouncer
Leaving door open
Message on answering machine
Elaborate Birds/Bees metaphors
Write “I am … Read More
