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Doing a Horse
Making Glue
Horse Whispering
Red Bulling
Getting Neigh’d
Shafting the Shetland
Underjockey
Playing Stud
Trigger Happy
Seabiscuitting
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Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
Didn’t know she was … Read More
Don’t worry… you’re gonna be
Not many people get to make
Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you
Now you won’t have to see your
Don’t be … Read More
Help, My Plane Is On Fire! You
A/S/L?
Cindy, If You Love Me, Check This Box
The Weather Today … Read More
Alef, Bet, Vet (It’s Easy as Ahaat,
Sixteen Candles (Divided By Two)
Where the Goys Are
Runaround Jew
Jailhouse Lox
I Left My Heart in Warsaw
You Can’t Always Get What You
Johnny … Read More
A Low Down Dirty Taint
Taintanic
How Stella Got Her Taint Back
The Royal Taintenbaums
That’s Entertaintment!
Throw Momma from the Taint
The Accidental Taintist
Citizen Taint
Taint Is Enough
Taint Your Wagon
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Smirnoff Ice
James’ Giant Peach Schnapps
Budweiser Chewables
Sex on the Sandbox
Miller High School Life
Goodnight Moonshine
Jungle Gym Juice
Caprila Sunrise
One-and-a-half Equis
Ensign Morgan
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“I have to give the alumni what kind of jobs?”
“Heads. No, tails!”
“No, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.”
“Do I get free DC food with this job? Sweet.”
“Yes I have, but she was my cousin.”
“I don’t know, who … Read More
“Jesus Christ!”
“I sure love that Paul Reiser.”
[Anything not in Aramaic]
“I still have my foreskin.”
“My dad could beat up your dad.”
“Do you think I look fat in this Batman shirt?”
“And you shall go forth, and … Read More
He used to hunt the hunted. Now he is hunted by those he used to hunt.
Sometimes decapitation is just the beginning.
He was just an ordinary Joe who spent 20 years in the Green Berets…
Vin Diesel
Just when … Read More
