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Picture of an eye, a yam, f + four-leaf clover + ing
Soldering iron on door, a la Home Alone
Write “Virgin-ville. Population: only you, Dave”
Bouncer
Leaving door open
Message on answering machine
Elaborate Birds/Bees metaphors
Write “I am … Read More
The Second cutest thing, after you
Kitty riding a Care Bear vomiting
Oscar and Elmo reconciling their
Really, really cuddly lobsters
Your daughter’s first pearl necklace
Bambi, smiling
Panda hugging a … Read More
“You write for the Squelch? I won’t
“I got an A!”
“I don’t need to have fat friends to
“Who’s up for a rousing game of
“Why, this … Read More
Run the book over your naked body
Write an equal sign, take a shot
Pull the Fire Alarm of Knowledge
Scrape ink off books, snort ink
Watch Billy Madison 12 times
Take Grampa’s advice to “wisen up” to heart
Eat … Read More
Perhaps… perhaps…
No
Yes
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Doing a Horse
Making Glue
Horse Whispering
Red Bulling
Getting Neigh’d
Shafting the Shetland
Underjockey
Playing Stud
Trigger Happy
Seabiscuitting
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Whoa
Oh my God man
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Smirnoff Ice
James’ Giant Peach Schnapps
Budweiser Chewables
Sex on the Sandbox
Miller High School Life
Goodnight Moonshine
Jungle Gym Juice
Caprila Sunrise
One-and-a-half Equis
Ensign Morgan
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“I have to give the alumni what kind of jobs?”
“Heads. No, tails!”
“No, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.”
“Do I get free DC food with this job? Sweet.”
“Yes I have, but she was my cousin.”
“I don’t know, who … Read More
“Jesus Christ!”
“I sure love that Paul Reiser.”
[Anything not in Aramaic]
“I still have my foreskin.”
“My dad could beat up your dad.”
“Do you think I look fat in this Batman shirt?”
“And you shall go forth, and … Read More
