- S’mears
- Trickle-down Fecalnomics
- Runny Butt
- Shits Lite!
- Hershey’s Wet Kisses
- A Visit from Uncle Flowseph
- Anal Seepage
- Guatemalan Water Torture
- Bizarro Period
- Dressing the Salad
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- Audioslavery
- New Kids on the Auction Block
- Men at Work for No Pay
- 2/5 Less Than Jake
- Jefferson Davis Airplane
- Men Without Hats…or Freedom
- Godspeed You! Former Black Emperor Running North
- The Dandy Civilwarhols
- Colored Me Badd
- The Velvet Underground
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- I Am Toucan Sam
- Creamer vs. Creamer
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- Tomorrow
- An iPod having sex with a TiVo
- Cordless telegrams
- A toilet that applauds
- The World’s Fair
- A Star Trek laserdisc
- The Moon
- Neon
- Lazer Tag
- A rectangle with rounded corners
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- The Little Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Had Pubic Lice
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Smells Like Fish
- Where the Wild Things Are: Your Crotch
- The HIV-giving Tree
- Herp on Pop
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears,
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- Margarinefinger
- Michael and Ike
- Mars (the Roman God, Not the Candy)
- Whatchamacallit Smith
- Pseud&M’s
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- Chasing Bob Barker’s car
- After riding bus everywhere, flipping it over
- Driving the speed limit
- Pinching cheek right off baby
- Answering every Jeopardy! question with “Where is meth?”
- Buying roughly usual amount of Sudafed
- Remembering FDR, while taking meth
- Writing
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- Young Polite Bastard
- MC Carthy
- Shoop Dogg
- Da Segregated
- 5 Cent
- Gladys Knight and the Crips
- Ice Boxx
- Desi Arnizzle
- Buddy Holla
- Bling Cro$by
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- Thor
- Marrying, contrary to Thor’s wishes
- Having oral sex with a guy
- Dressing up as Viqueens
- Designing new window treatments for Valhalla
- Swilling mug of Appletini
- Spelling names “Erik” and “Leif”
- Pillaging little decorative animal sculptures
- Raping women for sport,
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- “I’m gonna make sure that your bat mitzvah is one to remember.”
- “Do you like bondage? By the way, I’m a rabbi.”
- “I like my pussy like I like my matzo: free of yeast.”
- “I’d take you to Palestine for
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