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- Tech Stocks Out Of Control
- Ventura Proposes Freeway Plan
- Berdahl to Write “Sex On Tuesday” — Schindell Named New Chancellor
- Berkeley Student Gives a Shit about Affirmative Action
- Southside Terrorized By Serial Pillager
- Students Plan Protest for Department of Pornography
- Osei-Frimpong Announces Formation of New “Evil” Student Party
