Volume 17, Issue 5: Wizard of Oswald

Features

• Congratulations! You’ve just had sex with me.
• Guide to Theme Bars
• Dialectician CyberSex
• John Barrow, Industrial Spy
• In-N-Out’s Secret Secret Menu
• Cosmo-Whore’s Whor-o-Scopes
• Pokemon: Morally Grey
• MTV Cribs For Pregnant Women
• Words From the Top

Newsflashes

• Tree Huggers Don’t Bag It, Millions Perish
• Kenya Elects “Power Thirst” New President
• 80s Retro Fans Funnel Arms to Al-Qaeda
• Jesus Not Ready For Committed Relationship with Area Woman
• Protesters Plan Tree-Sitter Sit