Volume 8, Issue 4: Street Punk Named Desire

Features

• Lucrative Stalk Options
• My Nutty Problem

Newsflashes

• Ventura Proposes Freeway Plan
• Berdahl to Write “Sex On Tuesday” — Schindell Named New Chancellor
• Berkeley Student Gives a Shit about Affirmative Action
• Southside Terrorized By Serial Pillager
• Students Plan Protest for Department of Pornography
• Osei-Frimpong Announces Formation of New “Evil” Student Party
• Tech Stocks Out Of Control