- Wild Sex
- We might reveal mystic secrets about our name
- Nothing illegal involved (except with printing, marketing, and distribution)
- Provides necessary qualifications for vice-presidency
- Editors won’t kill you for missed deadlines (bylaws limit them to maiming)
- We know a cheap
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- “What’s that horrible stench?”
- “That’s it. I’m an atheist.”
- “What did I ever do to you?”
- “Why do you always say such
disgusting things?”
- “Oh, great. Now I have to kill myself.”
- “But what about that D-, professor?
- “I’d go
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- Convince other passengers that flight crew members are all evil robots
- Offer to pop people’s ears with your tongue
- Scream that you see Rod Serling on the wing
- Complain that there is not enough room on trays to play with
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- Always clap when “Applause” sign comes on
- Don’t make obvious balding or senility references
- Don’t jeer for over half the period after setting the class curve
- Never shout “They’re Greeeaaaat!!!!” when eating Frosted Flakes in lecture
- Always call in a
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- Leave
- Discuss grade with drunk professor
- Make lewd gestures with beer bottles
- Train house dog to pump keg
- Pour beer on girls’ T- shirts
- Mumble to yourself and look tough
- Replace drunk people’s beer with urine
- Wander around in drunken
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- Using hand puppets for non-medicinal purposes
- Abusive application of hair mousse
- Throwing cabbage at foreigners
- Calling a judge “sweet hips”
- Panhandling with a pitchfork
- Spreading lice to a police officer
- Performing unauthorized brain transplants
- Imitating Jermaine Jackson
- Getting married to
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