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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Monkeys
- Dr. Zaius
- The dead one in my toilet
- Monkey businessmen
- Gieep, the Wonder Twins’ space monkey
- Any monkey in a barrel
- The monkey on my back
- Mickey Dolenz
- Flying Wizard of Oz monkey
- Pygmy monkey
- Howler monkey
Top Thirteen Most Disturbing Things Your Professor Could Say
- “Mmmm-bop!”
- “You will now address me as Lord Zoltar.”
- “Office hours will be clothing optional.”
- “There will be no Black Lightening this semester.”
- “Do I look fat.”
- “let’s get ready to rumble.”
- “I believe in teaching openly, so feel free
Top Ten Surprises Chancellor Berdahi Brought From Texas
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Lunatic with big ears wants to be ASUC President.
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“Homeless” replaced with “varmints.”
- New ropin’ team.
- Doe lawn now Doe beef ranch.
- New “Crispy Hair Studies” department.
- Sproul preachers make excellent rodeo announcers.
- The Pinto on blocks in front of
Top Ten New Target Groups For Affirmative Action
- Hookers
- Thundercats
- Hanson
- Saved by fhe Bell cast members
- John Tesh
- Drug-crazed Nazis
- Angry white males
- Orphaned princes
- Rapists
- Paparazzi
This Summer’s Top Ten Porno Movies
- Genital Contact
- George of the Jungle and His 12 Inch Penis
- Nothing To Splooge
- Ulee’s Golden Shower
- Pants/Off
- Herpules
- Anaconda
- My Best Friend’s Orgy
- Batman is Bobbin’
- Men in Black Spandex
Top Ten People You Don’t Want to Wake Up Next To
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An EECS major (unless you are an EECS major, in which case you shouldn’t be picky)
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Genghis Kahn
- Mike Tyson
- Your cellmate
- Mr. Blackstone, your third grade teacher
- Jimmy Hotfa
- A praying mantis, because it will bite off your head
Top Ten Ways to Piss Off a Telegraph Punk
- Offer him a job.
- Kick his dog in the face again.
- Give him a fat wad of old Mexican pesos.
- Make looking like a freak trendy.
- Rip out the safety pin from his nose and say,”not so safe, was it?”
Top Ten Songs About Paparazzi
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She’ll Have Fun, Fun, Fun, ‘Til The Paparazzi Cause her to Die in an Auto Accident
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You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Paparazzi
- Blood Sugar Sex Paparazzi
- Loddy Doddy, (We Likes to Paparazzi)
- Paparazzi Killed the Radio Star
- Mama
Top Ten ill-Conceived Product Names
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Sugar-Frosted Hitler Bites
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Krabs
- Bitch-Be-Gone
- Nad’s Den
- Daily Cal
- Vagisil
- Nips
- In-N-Out
- Hemmorid
- Anusol
