- No one takes us seriously.
- Living in constant fear of your soul being damned for eternity.
- Cal-PIRG
- The evil feeling in the pit of your stomach that comes from not defending something by any means necessary.
- Overaggressive falafel vendors.
- Pepper
The ASUC store
Your mom
Who’s the Chancellor?
The Sigma Chi Files
Lunatic with big ears wants to be ASUC President.
Homeless replaced with varmints.
An EECS major (unless you are an EECS major, in which case you shouldn’t be picky)
Genghis Kahn
Sugar-Frosted Hitler Bites
Krabs