Top Ten Surprises Chancellor Berdahi Brought From Texas

  1. Lunatic with big ears wants to be ASUC President.

  2. “Homeless” replaced with “varmints.”

  3. New ropin’ team.
  4. Doe lawn now Doe beef ranch.
  5. New “Crispy Hair Studies” department.
  6. Sproul preachers make excellent rodeo announcers.
  7. The Pinto on blocks in front of the Chancellor’s house.
  8. Unit 5 Mobile Home Dorms.
  9. Instead of, “Go Bears!,” greets crowd with, “Well, SHEE-IT!”
  10. More Rib-B-Q.